Where Are Your Manners?

Tonight at dinner, Parker was eating his mac and cheese with his hands. I asked him, "Where are your manners?" Without missing a beat, he replied, "Nickelodeon Universe. I guess we're going to have to go there to get them." Then, to drive his point home, he threw some mac and cheese across the room. When I looked at him with my most serious mom face, he shrugged and said, "Can't help it mom, my manners are at Nickelodeon Universe."